If they were human...who would they be?
We're always told a dog is a dog and we shouldn't anthromorphisize them with human characteristics. However, all pet lovers sometimes see human traits in their best friends, so, just for fun, what if we they WERE human...
Mulan would be
a freckled tomboy that loves to play baseball with the boys, wears braces just so she can shoot the rubber bands, eats hot dogs and fries, throws a mean left curve, wears T-shirts and jeans always covered in mud, drives a dented red corvette (really fast), and loves to party. She has a million best friends and lives in a cluttered loft.
Jasmine would be: 
a concert pianist that dreams of owning a shoe store, drinks decaffinated coffee and nibbles on hors deurves, drives a BMW, wears basic black. She holds intimate dinner parties with a few close friends. She is very polite and her apartment is always neat and tidy.
Chevy IS....Superman
Mild mannered, sweet and loveable by day, he is really superman in disguise. Something of a geek, he could be the nice guy that works at any newspaper offering to make the coffee and do the errands. He uses a moped to get to work and lives in a bungalo in a seedy part of town, but when he gets the call he becomes Super Chevy, leaping up stairways in a single bound and speedskating across the floor to go outside.
Riggs
would be:
a military brat, drive a humvee, live in the barracks, eat at the mess hall and drinks milk because he likes it. He always follows orders and looks out for his little sisters and makes sure their boyfriends are really nice! He always gives you his opinion whether you want to hear it or not. In his spare time he's taken up Alpine Yodeling after a stint in the Swiss Alps.
Pod would be
Pod would be a librarian, shy, self-conscious and dateless, she would stay home alot and read Romance Novels longing to see the world. She licks her lips when she's nervous and has a slight stutter. She would drive a station wagon, live in a dusty but neat old victorian house and watch the National Geographic channel on cable.
Star would've been: a blonde cheerleader, drive a red Porsche, live in a sorority house, go shopping all the time to buy preppie clothes with her many overdrawn credit cards. and would frequent McDonalds and drink Perrier.
Shadow would be:
a Mafia Godfather, but in his spare time plays street hockey and rides a Harley Davidson. He lives in a gothic mansion, has leathers in the closet and a tattoo that says STEPHANIE, drinks milk and eats alone at fine Italian restaurants.
Hoover would be: 
a blonde beach bum surfer boy driving a yellow Mustang convertible. He'd live in a beachouse, wear a swimsuit and whistle and flirt with all the girls, while drinking Sprite and eating cheeseburgers. Though he's been stealing our groceries out of the pantry lately...do you think he's considering a new career...as chef?
Holly would be:
a
pony-tailed student tennis player on a scholarship, driving a leopard-print
jeep.
She'd wear skinny shirts & short shorts, drink Snapple and eat lean
cuisine.
Since becoming a Mom she's started driving a mini-van and taking the kids
to soccer practice.
Gracie would be:
Homer
would've been:
a
retired policeman, watch wrestling on TV with a beer, drive a pickup truck,
live in a brick
ranch house, wear a uniform, and have breakfast at the local donutshop.
Nova would've
been:
a corporate CEO that drives a leased luxury sedan, dabbled in art, live in a Boston apartment and prefers jeans and a t-shirt. She'd drink Coke and get a pizza takeout from the deli, delivered to her room.
Penny would've been:
a teacher and film critic, drive a mini-van, live in a condominium near a lake, wear a sensible business suit, drink coffee and snack on leftover casseroles in the fridge
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